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OMG!!!
$500 Million paid out to the top 50K blogs. Makes you want to pee your
pants just thinking getting a piece of that action.
But how? Everybody and their blog wants to get rich quick. There's hope.
Some of the top millionaire bloggers are people who just blog about blogging.
Perverse eh. It's almost like the personal power dude on late night TV getting
rich and successful telling people how to get rich and successful.
So in this spirit, I've decided to jump the front of the line and get rich
blogging about blogs that blog about blogging. Then everybody will read my shit
first. Still follow? If you don't, then recursion is way over your head...
maybe you should just blog.
Here goes...
1) Find the Bloggers
You can spot Bloggers who blog about blogging. Because they have "Blog" in their title and "Money" somewhere in their
meta tags. ( Real sites like Treehugger don't, catch my drift? ).
Copyblogger Alexa 7570
Blogging Pro Alexa 25827
ProBlogger Alexa 2692
Daily Blog Tips Alexa 14577
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2) Get obssessed with Alexa Rank.
Your blog income = $1.27 Billion / Alexa Rank
Eg. Techcrunch income = $1.27 Billion / Alexa 636 = $2 Million per year.
Take a bathroom break now to pee your pants.
3) Know how to write linkbait headlines like:
How I made one millions dollars from Google Ads?
Get Rich Online by Blogging!
7 Tips to Make money Blogging about Blogs that Blog about Blogging!
3) Know that what you are selling.
You're not selling blogging skill, but the desire of getting rich. Desire is what makes people buy shit. Desire makes people click on your ads and
affiliate links. So make sure to mention how much money you're raking in.
4) Show proof.
Show pictures of your Google checks. Get the cheesy money shot: holding
the check in front of your face, just below the eyes. Watermark it to direct
traffic to your site.
5) The secret.
The secret to being a rich blogger, is to look at what the poor bloggers do, AND
DON'T DO IT.
Don't forget to put out a lame DVD, and call it the
Secret. The Secret is known as the "Law of Traffic". Expect it, feel the Hits. But if it doesn't come, it's your damn fault. You're
a loser and deserved it.
6) Self-motivate with Neuro-Linguistic Programming.
Ok, ok, this is lame. I need seven reasons, and I'm running out of material,
damnit. You never see a blog that says "6 Money making Tips". It's always 7
or some obscene number like 100.
How much blog could a blogger blog if a blogger could blog
blogs. [Music]
7) How to write Content.
Listen Up. This is the most IMPORTANT Tip:
Content doesn't matter.
Leave that to real Bloggers. Writing quality content is
hard work, and you don't want that. Gotta work smart. Remember, you're blogging
about blogging. So just shoot the shit, act rich and tell stories about how
much
money you're raking in.
Good Luck!
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